Tuesday, April 30, 2013

The Crapshack

This particular charming abode was created for BLOODIEDHELL from MTS. I designed it with her unsavory prostitute, Roxy, and her idiot son, Charles, in mind.

*Note* Links to the CC I used in this build will be included at the end of the post.

Welcome to the Crapshack, because a starter home couldn't get much worse than this.


This charming fixer-upper is a handyman's dream. It has 2 (3) bedrooms and 1 bathroom. Your personal security is ensured by the striking bar-covered windows. Thieves won't be stopping at your place (mostly because you have nothing anybody would want).

The rotund lass on the front porch is not included.

The property features a large yard and covered balcony. It's the perfect place to enjoy warm summer evenings or to escape the smell of cat urine inside.

Let's get a view of the layout. The roof has that quaint distressed look that all of the big designers keep going on about. Just think of the holes as affordable sky lights.
The top floor contains your open living/kitchen/dining area and the bathroom.

 Is the wallpaper actually green, or is it mold?
 I'd recommend washing your hands after you use the bathroom, but the sink is as filthy as the toilet. You're probably better off just pissing in the yard.
Well, the bottom floor must be better than this.



 Or not...

The central hallway connects all of the bedrooms, and it has the benefit of turning anyone who passes through it into a drug-addled zombie.

The master bedroom has everything you need to put your clients partners in the mood.

 The second bedroom is decorated for your favorite child...or crazy person.
Finally, the spare bedroom can be used for a nursery, meth lab, or cat herding zone.
Crap this horrible doesn't come cheap, but it can be yours for the scant price of $19,400.

Custom content:
Exterior doors, spare tires, pallets, and window bars -
Cyclone Sue at TSR
Shelving-
AnoeskaB at TSR
Curtains and boards on the windows-
Syren at The 13th Sim
Wall overlays-
Asylum build from Kitt
Bedroom rug-
Pralinesims at TSR

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