Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Moonlight Nectary

The Moonlight Nectary is a rather large change of pace from The Crapshack. I built this home for two of my sims who are ready to retire to the country, and it is also my first upload at MTS.

As nice as it looks, I'm sure it won't be long until the backyard is filled with tombstones. My sims really need to be less murderous. Anyhow, on with the tour.

Moonlight Nectary: This old nectary is a private residence with three bedrooms and three bathrooms.
Damn foliage. Can't see shit.

Much better! From here you can see it's a two story home with a full barn.

 The backyard includes a pond, pool, and outdoor dining area. The outdoor kitchen includes all appliances except an OMGWTFBBQ. You'll have to cook your larvae in the fire pit.

 Level one includes the kitchen, sun room style dining area, entry hall with piano, study, one bath, access to the basement, and the living room.

  
The dining room overlooks the garden. My sims have been raising this garden for the last three generations, and most of the items have finally reached perfect quality. Of course, using the bodies of paparazzi for fertilizer really helped. It gives an extra kick to your nectar.

 A classic study with two writing desks will be used to pen literary masterpieces such as:
"Who Turns Out the Light in the Refrigerator?" - an epic mystery
"The Demon in my Underpants" - A chilling horror novel
"The God Who Keeps Deleting the Dumbasses Who Refuse to Leave"


 The second floor includes two bedrooms, two bathrooms, and an art room.

Yep, it's a master bedroom.
And it's another bedroom... For some reason my curtains have magically disappeared. Ah well, who needs curtains anyhow when you have that handy blur following you around.

 My sims are quite passionate about their art, so I included an art room. I imagine they're passionate about sculpting because they get to use a chainsaw. That's probably the same reason they're passionate about murder.


              
 The first level of the basement is mostly unfurnished, but it contains a butler's room and laundry room. The butler's room is mostly for show because we all know I'll just kill him when he gets tired.





 The second level of the basement is a large nectar cellar.

Here we have a better shot of the backyard. There's enough foliage out here to piss off your computer a bit, but it turned out lovely.

I didn't use any CC in this house for ease of uploading. If you want to download the Nectary for your own sims, you can find it on MTS



























The Crapshack

This particular charming abode was created for BLOODIEDHELL from MTS. I designed it with her unsavory prostitute, Roxy, and her idiot son, Charles, in mind.

*Note* Links to the CC I used in this build will be included at the end of the post.

Welcome to the Crapshack, because a starter home couldn't get much worse than this.


This charming fixer-upper is a handyman's dream. It has 2 (3) bedrooms and 1 bathroom. Your personal security is ensured by the striking bar-covered windows. Thieves won't be stopping at your place (mostly because you have nothing anybody would want).

The rotund lass on the front porch is not included.

The property features a large yard and covered balcony. It's the perfect place to enjoy warm summer evenings or to escape the smell of cat urine inside.

Let's get a view of the layout. The roof has that quaint distressed look that all of the big designers keep going on about. Just think of the holes as affordable sky lights.
The top floor contains your open living/kitchen/dining area and the bathroom.

 Is the wallpaper actually green, or is it mold?
 I'd recommend washing your hands after you use the bathroom, but the sink is as filthy as the toilet. You're probably better off just pissing in the yard.
Well, the bottom floor must be better than this.



 Or not...

The central hallway connects all of the bedrooms, and it has the benefit of turning anyone who passes through it into a drug-addled zombie.

The master bedroom has everything you need to put your clients partners in the mood.

 The second bedroom is decorated for your favorite child...or crazy person.
Finally, the spare bedroom can be used for a nursery, meth lab, or cat herding zone.
Crap this horrible doesn't come cheap, but it can be yours for the scant price of $19,400.

Custom content:
Exterior doors, spare tires, pallets, and window bars -
Cyclone Sue at TSR
Shelving-
AnoeskaB at TSR
Curtains and boards on the windows-
Syren at The 13th Sim
Wall overlays-
Asylum build from Kitt
Bedroom rug-
Pralinesims at TSR